14.2.2010


Humorous Icelandic Tales7






 

Making Conversation


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Once the famous cook Lasi kokkur signed on as

ship’s cook on a fishing boat from Hafnarfjörður.

Lasi was known to have a way with words like

many other people from the West Fjords. On his

first day aboard ship he began to clean every nook

and cranny of the galley, as cleanliness was very

important to him. In the late afternoon he had

nearly finished cleaning and was bent over

washing the floor under the steps when someone

treads on his back.

Lasi was startled and swore profusely, invoking

hellfire and damnation and let fly many other

oaths besides.

The man who had come down the stairs then

says:

"Easy now, don’t you know who you’re talking

to? I’m the captain."

"Just making conversation", replies Lasi.

Lasi kokkur.