A couple visit a cottage by Lake Thingvellir in their vacation. 

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  The husband loves fishing at the break of dawn.

  The wife loves reading a book.

   One morning he returns, having been fishing for a few hours and decides to take a short nap. 

    Eventhough she isn´t used to being alone out on the lake she decides to sail out. 

   Having sailed a short distance she puts down the anker, comforts herself and begins her reading.

   In a short while a gamekeeper in a boat closes in on her.

   "Good morning Mrs., what are you doing", he asks.

   "I´m reading a book", she replies (thinking:  Isn´t it obvious?)

   "You're in a restricted area", says the keeper.

   "I beg your pardon, but I´m not fishing, I´m reading." 

    "Yes", he begins, "but the thing is that you do have all the appropriate equipment aboard and how am I to know whether you´re aiming to use it when I´m gone.   I must insist you follow me to land for I´m going to report this."

    "If you´ll do that I surely must accuse you of raping me", she tells him then.

    "But I haven´t touched you", says the keeper flabberghasted.

    "That´s right but you happen to have all the appropriate equipment, so how am I to know what will happen on shore".

   "Have a nice day mam", said the keeper as he sailed away.

    The tidings of the story:

Never quarrel with a lady who´s reading. It´s very likely that she´s also able to think!!

    Today´s Gnome:

     Happiness is like a butterfly: 

 When you try and catch it, it always escapes from your palms, but when you'll just lie down enjoying peace and quietness it could come and sit itself on you.  

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                     The Psychic Meeting

    Many years ago my mother and I attended a psychic meeting.

    Mother was sitting close to the psychic but I a little aside from her and farther away.

    The psychic turned to mother and asked her how she was feeling and then gave her a message supposedly from grandfather, her father whom I never knew because he died when I was so very small. 

    In the wake of the meeting the psychic comes to me and starts telling me about my other granddad, the one on my father´s side who had recently passed away. 

     I recognized everything he told me and found it incredible when he started acting like my grandfather did when he was searching for his cane.   

     Because grandfather had a terricle glaucoma in the end and didn´t go anywhere without it. 

     Mother recognized everything that supposedly was coming from grandfather, her own father.

      Nevertheless she found it peculiar, sitting next to the psychic, Hafsteinn that eventhough supposedly being in a deep trance, he kept a close eye on his watch just when the hour was up.

      Then he suddenly came out of the trance.