A young boy was running amuck in a small town. He stole from the local drug store, performed malicious pranks against unsuspecting folk, and did anything possible to disturb the community. His parents had tried just about everything to control the boy's behavior. Desperate for help, his parents looked to one last resort. They forced him to attend confession before the local priest.
20.9.2009
Joke of the day-2 Scotchmen
| Joke Of The Day: Two Men From Scotland A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Scotland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland." "Of Course", replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?" "Aberdeen", comes the reply. "I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen." "Of course", replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" |
ATT00001.jpg31.1.2008
Who's Egg Is It?
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
31.1.2008
Fishing Experience
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
10.10.2007
My dentist is a funny man
Ingi Gunnlaugs my dentist:
Jónas was playing golf along with 3 of his friends and they were discussing how difficult it was for them keeping their wives happy with their golf playing most mornings and afternoons.
Guðmundur moaned deeply: I had to buy a BMW for mine in the means of keeping her satisfied .
Aðalsteinn moaned higher: I had to buy a BMW and a fur-coat.
Reynir: I had to buy a BMW, a fur-coat and a diamond necklace.
Then Jónas said with a grin: Huh! I didn´t have to buy a thing for my wife! Each morning I just ask her what it´s supposed to be: Love-making or golf.
She always replies the same way: Don´t forget your sweater!
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