26.6.2011

The Wonder of Love

                                        
    -Viagra´s quite a wonder-drug, Catherine the Emperess and Andrea the needle-ghost happen to think out, when they witness its effect, but meanwhile their partners keep quiet, one because he Adolf the true Hitler used to believe, that he had been an incredible stud himself not having any need for such drugs, but the other was thinking about potential effects on paralized men, for as you dear reader should know F.D. Roosevelt was in a
wheel-chair when he was president of the USA.

28.5.2011

The Ultimate Mind-Fuck


                   
The Ultimate Mind-Fuck, really must read this

First of all. Follow my directions in order to prepare for this mind-fuck. It's a semi-long read, so you must be prepared with at least 3 bong rips, and put on your favorite chill music. I will recommend a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ThzeFA8lg




Now, grab yourself your favorite drink and try to relax. Turn the music up, and read carefully:


24.5.2011

Stuffed Animal Suicide Party

 

                              
Posted by askkelly -

    My father was a traveling sports writer, and didn’t make very much money. I always understood that my dad loved his job so much because traveling was involved. I came to understand at an early age that teaching myself how to tie my shoes wasn’t going to be the only thing I would have to do on my own. 


29.4.2011

Who is frowning girl in royal kiss photo?

Prince William kisses his wife Kate, Duchess of Cambridge on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
A tiny member of the wedding party strikes a memorable pose at a crucial moment. More mysteries solved


3.4.2011

THE VALLEY OF SPIDERS by H. G. Wells

     


                  
    Towards mid-day the three pursuers came abruptly round a bend in
the torrent bed upon the sight of a very broad and spacious valley.
The difficult and winding trench of pebbles along which they had
tracked the fugitives for so long, expanded to a broad slope,
and with a common impulse the three men left the trail, and rode
to a little eminence set with olive-dun trees, and there halted,
the two others, as became them, a little behind the man with
the silver-studded bridle.
3.4.2011

A Haunted House by Virginia Woolf

     

             
   Whatever hour you woke there was a door shutting. From room to room they went, hand in hand, lifting here, opening there, making sure--a ghostly couple.

    "Here we left it," she said. And he added, "Oh, but here tool" "It's upstairs," she murmured. "And in the garden," he whispered. "Quietly," they said, "or we shall wake them."

1.3.2011

A Glorious Week in Barcelona!

                
    The bus is driven down the Rambla out from the large
Catalunya-plaza, where there are some pretty jet-fountains, stores and hotels allaround; until they´ve reached a short narrow sidestreet distinguished with a horce-token (which they memorise persuaded that it will come of use to them) on a house-corner that stands a short while from the Liceu-underground station. They take a right turn and shortly the bus stops on a tiny square infront of their hotel named after one saintly Augustin and stands by the small St. Augustin-plaza.

1.3.2011

A Day in Loki's Life


   This weekend in question his search for a friend and companion of the opposite sex begins as so often before, elevendish Friday-evening. The week had gone by at an unusual speed, eventhough the suspence had been increasing each day. His sixth sense is informing him that lady-luck will be discreetly favorable for him on this fine evening in September.


               
   He parks his blue East-German Trabant station-wagon, a tiny plastic can of a car, which really suits him a single youngish middleaged man quite well, at a space by Ingolfs-square, before he makes himself ready by spraying a little perfume down his neck and running his right hand´s fingers through his dark hair.     He´s feeling exceedingly well and..
.


27.11.2010

CloseEncounterOfTheThirdKindInIceland7


       
CloseEncounterOfThe ThirdKindInIceland   7

by Olafur Thor Eiriksson 

    http://netsaga.is/media/files/remix-leaving.mp3

     A little later Jon is fighting the Northwind of January.  According to the
Beings´ orders he has at last taken up the habit of dressing according to each weather-outlook, just as said before.   They were getting very tired of his constant sick-leaves.     

5.11.2010

CloseEncounterOfTheThirdKindInIceland6

                   
    Just as I´ve discovered later I have the terrible habit of waking up awfully early after a couple of hours sleep when I´ve been consuming alcohol. 
    In the first daylight of this morning in August I can see where
my friends lie on both sides of me in all kinds of poses;
  two are only half in theirs and Biggi is reverse in his bag. 

3.11.2010

CloseEncounterOfTheThirdkindInIceland5


                    
    The summer had been quite fateful in many ways;
  I became sixteen, got drunk for the first time and had some kind of sex with a woman without any one´s help which was quite a funny experience for me when I look back as an adult.

    After I´d finished compulsory school in Keflavik I was employed in a shrimp-factory by the name of Baldur Ltd., which was owned by two former fishermen;

30.10.2010

CloseEncounterOfTheThirdKindIn Iceland4

                    " The Circuit of Life"

    Won´t there be anything after death? 
    Some believe there isn´t, but most 'thinking' Icelanders refuse those negative thoughts wholeheartedly. 
            
28.10.2010

CloseEncounterOfTheThirdKindInIceland3



               
    Everyone dies sooner or later. 

    Most Icelanders get buried two meters below the surface of the churchyards after a special cerimony. 

    But have we thus bid farewell to life? 

    Not at all, because the foodchain of life carries on definately on this beautiful planet we live on, in spite of the sad fact that our churchyard-civilization doesn´t speed up the Christians´
returning to this normal chain of life, which the Foodchain undeniably is.



22.10.2010

Close Encounter of The Third Kind in Iceland 2

                      
          

 by Olafur Thor Eiriksson


  -Hospital-Medicare, good morning. How can I assist you?
    For a while there is total silence. Because of his impediment; a very drawling voice his choice of words is very limited and spoken in a very slow manner.
    -Hospital-Medicare. How might I assist you?
    Suddenly he comes around, empties his mouth of saliva and starts his speech.
    -Yes -good -morning-I-have -to -see-a-doctorrr....









16.10.2010

A Close Encounter of The Third Kind in Iceland

    
         Olafur Thor Eiriksson:

                         Episode one
     
            

    Jon is an ordinary teenager in every aspect.
    Though his looks are unusually spectacular;
  he has dark hair and green eyes.
    His nose especially sharp, just as his chin, but the cheeks are a little bit round.
    You could say that he´s every mother´s dream.





14.10.2010

Looking for TRUE LOVE! 2


              Looking for TRUE LOVE! 
             -Episode 2
                by           
             Olafur Thor Eiriksson

                   

  -It´s adorable how clean and neat your flat looks, eventhough there´s an  old, blue, worn-out and close-cut glued rug on the living-room floor, and an old grey and worn-out linoleum in the bedrooms and kitchen, the walls being yellowish and the ceilings white, she says when he´d tamed her around the 75 square-meter area. 
    I noticed especially how clean your toilet is; marine
tiles on the floor and bath, but white rosary ones on the walls. 

12.10.2010

OlafurThorEiriksson:Looking for TRUE LOVE l

        
               
    Loki takes a look inside and over the crowded front-hall of the ever popular Kringlu-krain (circular-pub), where he´s once again arrived on a Saturday-night, which this time happens to be on the thirteenth day of
Christmas, January 6. 
    Mostly drunk people of both sexes in their
best-clothes have assembled together in this place of ammusement early, knowing that if they arrive before the ancient clock on the wall strikes eleven times they won´t have to pay an 800 kroner fee.






















8.10.2010

IMPEDIMENT TEACHER

          

l                 
    The principal of the primary school in Keflavik that year was a real noble and gentle man.

    Once he made a phone call to my home and asked for me;
off course he knew about my accident as half of the villagers, and he was also aware of that I'd finished junior college.

    -Hello namesake! Olafur principal of Barno

(the childrens´school) on this end.
7.10.2010

THE CREATION OF LEGENDS!


            
    At a period I happened to be very occupied.

    In the morning I used to sit alert by the telephone in the Job-seeking office, but after I had eaten my lunch I plait together with the seeking of jobs for the cripples, working for the Employment Development Company; raised members and collected membership fees.


7.10.2010

Every Man's Dream! lll



             
    -Why are you so bloody frigid woman, asks the beefy man his long-legged and sexy wife. 
    You are hardly ever ready to enjoy my hard-on. 
    I can´t comprehend why in the name of wonder you wanted to become my wife. 

6.10.2010

Every Man's Dream! ll

 
                
    The town´s library is both new and large and Loki is a frequent customer either exchanging books or to read the newest magazines. 
    To the right side of the entrance a few red upholstered seats have been placed, a table and a few shelves for classified newspapers and magazines.












4.10.2010

Every man's DREAM!


            EVERY MAN´S DREAM!!!
                by
            Olafur Thor Eiriksson


              
    This weekend in question his search for a friend and companion of the opposite sex begins as so often before, elevendish Friday-evening. 
    The week had gone by at an unusual speed, eventhough the suspence had been increasing
each day. 
    His sixth sense is informing him that lady-luck will be discreetly favorable for him on this fine evening in September. 
    He parks his blue East-German Trabant station-wagon, a tiny plastic can of a car, which really suits him a single youngish middleaged man quite well, at a
space by Ingolfs-square, before he makes himself ready by spraying a little perfume down his neck and running his right hand´s fingers through his dark
hair. 


28.9.2010

An Earthly Preface-Olafur Thor Eiriksson

                  Olafur Thor Eiriksson
              
    -Why are you so bloody frigid woman, asks the beefy man his long-legged and sexy wife. 

    You are hardly ever ready to enjoy my hard-on. 

    I can´t comprehend why in the name of wonder you wanted to become my wife. 






28.9.2010

Is this LOVE?-Olafur Thor Eiriksson

      
                  
    
Loki Fafnis
    Born in Bardarvik June 19 1955
    Died in Reykjavik Nov. 15 2001
    His memorial address will be held in the
church in Helguvik.

    The most difficult lot of a mother is to outlive her children. That has been my burden for the sake of my eldest, a son who seemed to have a promising future in- stored for him, an outstanding student and well built in most aspects, but no-one is able to rule one's destiny in every way.

13.9.2010

Irish Luck

-




Remember to send it back!


I want this back. It DOES work.


His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools

and ran to the bog.


28.8.2010

A Monster Love Story!-Olithor Eiriks


                               
http://www.netsaga.is/media/files/Absolute.mp3


-I'm somewhat displeased with my endurance, my love, the way my friend becomes crestfallen shortly after it enters your heaven, he tells her a little abscent-minded, where they are lying together under a single blanket, exhausted after yet another love-making. She visits him almost every night and they love being together.

"-Bigotry", the son calls the behaviour of his mother who's in her fifties.

"You're behaving worse than I do, a young man, you're practically never at home." He was missing the imposition of her hands followed by a short prayer the few nights he slept at home.


2.8.2010

Sisters-KimmeyNelson

 

             
  “Get off my husband!” I heard my grandmother scream as she entered her sisters’ bedroom, as I ran into the hallway, my grandfather ran past with my grandmother following close behind carrying gun. When I asked what happened, my grandmother, Anastasia yelled, “Your grandfather forgot ...


2.8.2010

Heavenly Jewels-KimmeyNelson

 

  The display case of The Crown Jewels, of the Queen of England, in the Tower of London was a place of wealth and happiness. As I stood by the Crown Jewels, the smell of wealth with expensive cologne and perfume arrived. As the men looked at their Rolexes, the women wore diamonds, like ...


2.8.2010

Dueling Demons-KimmeyNelson

  “Where ever you go in life; always know you’re never more than a heartbeat away.” my grandfather said as he produced a gold pendant from around his neck. My grandfather opened the pendant and inside were two pictures. One picture was of me at two months old, and the other picture was of girl I did not recognize. As I was looking at the picture, my mother came ...


2.8.2010

Summer Sins-KimmeyNelson




  “My panties are on fire!” screamed my friend, Tiffany and ran into the kitchen, as my friend, Candis and I following her. We saw black smoke billowing from the oven, so I grabbed the fire extinguisher off the wall, opened the oven, and put the fire out. As the smoke cleared, Tiffany reached into the oven, and pulled out her burnt panties. I said, “Why did you put


          
2.8.2010

Raised on Diamonds-KimmeyNelson

           

 


17.5.2010

Whisky Before Noon by Stennie O?Bryan




Whisky Before Noon

a short story by Stennie O’Bryan

(Thorsteinn Eggertsson)

Alex woke me up early. He was the only man I knew in this English village by the sea, somewhere south-west of London. His brother Gus, whom I worked with in Reykjavik, had lent me his cottage for a couple of weeks. I took it as I needed the vacation. I had never been to England before.

“Hey,” I said, looking at my watch, yawning. “It’s not ...


24.2.2010

Jonas Knutsson: Days of Awe

      

                                 

The train was empty with the exception of a couple in the autumn of their days: not many about on a Sunday. We left the familiar

Zentrum and trundled through the outskirts of Munich. I was the only passenger on the bus. The driver did not initiate a conversation, a gaunt Charon ferrying me across the thin waves of fog. Dark glasses shielded him from the sunless day. His bald pate, taut as if it could barely contain the contents of his head, had a familiar look to it; a doppelg of the American Beat-writer William Burroughs who, pumped up on whatever substance took his fancy that day, would climb to the rooftops and roar:
14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 22

 

The American Halibut Fishers at

the Hotel Niagara

During the years of 1884-1897 Americans used to

fish for halibut off the shores of the West Fjords, as

in those days these waters would yield bountiful

catches of flatfish to such an extent as was not seen

in most other fishing areas in Europe. The “Yanks”,

as they were called, came


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 24

The Tobacco-chewing Examiner

Mr. Sigurdur Fr. Einarsson, teacher at Thingeyri,

held for a long time the office of examiner in the

local schools, including the one at Keldudalur in

Dyrafjordur.

Gudmundur Sören Magnusson once told this

tale:


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 23

Stiffness in the Neck

Once when Mr. Brynjolfur Thor Brynjolfsson was

director of the branch of the National Bank of

Iceland in Isafjordur, one of the female employees

was complaining about a stiff neck during a coffee

break and kept rubbing her neck. She then ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 21

Life Experience

Candidates from the West Fjords once shared a

car to travel around the constituency and hold

election rallies. One evening when they got to

Isafjordur Mr. Sighvatur Bjorgvinsson sighed and

said:

"I must confess I’m all...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 20

Priestly Work

Reverend Baldur Vilhelmsson, former parish

priest and vicar at Vatnsfjordur in Isafjardardjup,

once phoned one of his parishioners, Mr. Ari

Sigurjonsson, farmer at Thufur, and began by ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 19

The Skipper and the Grunts

One time when Lasi kokkur had just arrived on

board a trawler where he had signed on as ship’s

cook, he went straight to the bridge to see the

captain. When Lasi got to the door of the bridge

he asked:

"Which one of you...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 18

Work?

A kinswoman of Mr. Oli Þ. Gudbjartsson from

Bildudalur, former Minister of Justice and longtime

teacher and headmaster at...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 17

In the West Fjords like everywhere

else

The Reverend Baldur from Vatnsfjordur once

chaired a meeting at Reykjanes by Djup. A lady

from some ministry in Reykjavik was present and

treated the locals to a long speech during which

she droned on and on with no end in sight and

the people had no clear idea what ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 16

Sleepy Fox Cubs

Mr. Sighvatur Grimsson, scholar at Hofdi in

Dyrafjordur, was skilled in the field of medicine

and was often called to people’s sickbeds. One

late autumn he was asked to come to Ingjaldssandur

to attend to a man who had been taken ill ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales15

Store Credit

Some time ago there lived a crofter named

Gudmundur Jonsson at Ingunnarstaðir in

Geirdalshreppur in the county of Bardastrandarsysla.

He claimed to come from Selbekk in Tungusveit,

and was called Gvendur Selbekk or Mundi the

Carpenter. Gvendur Selbekk lived in ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 14

Working the Net

This happened some time during the fifties on

board the side trawler Solborg IS 260 from

Isafjordur. Mr. Pall Palsson was the captain and

the catch was abundant that day. The deck was

covered in fish flopping around and the crew was

busy emptying the net and gutting...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales13

Silent Church Choir

Reverend Gunnar Bjornsson, who formerly

tended to the parish at Holt, is very fond of Psalm

no. 333,

Send us now, Father, your Spirit. The

Reverend wanted to have that psalm sung in

nearly every church service, not least


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 12

Resurrection in Dyrafjordur

Dr. Olafur Olafsson, former Medical Director of

Health for all of Iceland, would sometimes

substitute for district medical officers in the

country when this became necessary.

One time Dr. Olafur filled in ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 11

Human Habitation.



He said that he knew of an

old lady who lived in a single room in a small

basement in town. This he said was what was

provided by the moderates who at the same time

pretended to be leaders in the fight for the

working classes and protectors of ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 10

Housing Issues

The writer Mr. Gudmundur Gislason Hagalin was

a tireless campaigner for the Democratic Party in

Isafjordur and was quite adept at obtaining votes

for his party in the days when the Democrats had

a great deal of support there, during ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 9

Lighter Footwear

Once the Reverend Baldur Vilhelmsson at

Vatnsfjörður was complaining about the distances

and bad transportation involved with his parish.

When he had said many bad things about the

roads in the West Fjords and cursed the ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales 8

 

Straight to Hell

Reverend Jon Olafsson at Holt in Onundarfjordur

was a fine man though sometimes given to

colourful language, as witnessed by many tales on

that subject. One day sheep were being herded

into a cot and Reverend Jon’s aged father was one

of the sheepherders. Two rams ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales7

Making Conversation

Once the famous cook Lasi kokkur signed on as

ship’s cook on a fishing boat from Hafnarfjörður.

Lasi was known to have a way with words like

many other people from the West Fjords. On his

first day aboard ship he began...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales6

Good Comeback

Mr. Haflidi Magnusson, folk artist from Bildudalur

in Arnarfjordur has been a regular visitor to the

swimming pool at Selfoss since he moved to that

town. Other regulars in one of the hot tubs at the

pool somehow had gotten the idea that Haflidi

was a great ladies’ man and they tended to make

jokes on that ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales5

Short and succinct

The legendary Reverend Baldur Vilhelmsson of

Vatnsfjordur at Djup is known for preaching

sermons that are to the point and sharply

delivered. Church services and funerals conducted

by the old Reverend were ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales4

Buying a Hotel

When Mr. Einar Sigurdsson of the Westman

Islands, called Rich Einar, retired from managing

the fish freezing plant at Flateyri in 1960, Mr. Rafn

A. Petursson from Skagafjordur bought the plant’s

operations, fixtures and real estate. Rafn was

educated as a shipbuilder and ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales3

Worldly Belongings

Mr. Bodvar Sveinbjornsson, now deceased, and

Mr. Saemundur Areliusson were shrimp fishing

magnates that wielded considerable influence in

their field in the heyday of fishing and processing

of shrimp in Isafjordur.

This branch of fishing was usually ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales2

The Next Level of Existence

The Reverend Jonmundur Halldorsson(1874-1954)

was vicar of the parish at Stadur in Grunnavik at

Jokulfirdir from the year 1918 until the day he died. The

Reverend was a very big, strong, and hard-working man.

He was president of the municipal council and member

of the county administrative board of Grunnavik for

decades and often visited neighbouring parishes to

conduct ...


14.2.2010

Humorous Icelandic Tales

 

Humorous Tales

from the Daily Life in

the West Fjords of Iceland

in the 20th Century

English Translation:

Haukur Ingason,

Certified Translator

Compiled by Hallgrimur Sveinsson

Published by

Vestfirska forlagið

Brekka  Dyrafirdi 2009

Iceland

E-mail address: jons@snerpa.is

ISBN 978-9979-778-79-0

© All rights reserved

To the Readers

The humorous stories of the people of the West Fjords

of Iceland that are here committed to paper are part

of the heritage of the generations living in the West

Fjords in the 20th century. Some of the stories are

true, some are made up, and some can be said to be

somewhere between truth and fiction. They are

chosen from a vast array of folk tales and humorous

anecdotes that we have published over the years.

We hope that it will give you pleasure to read about

the unique people that make up the population of the

West Fjords, who are people that possess a healthy

sense of humour and no small amount of life

experience!

Enjoy.

Vestfirska forlagið

Hallgrímur Sveinsson


25.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara -Foundation

3-07-07

I have been pondering on the questions and concerns that most client's ask, it came to me to share about Foundations. At one point I had a diagram that showed the different levels in relationships. By using the analogy of the foundation of a building or a house as a comparison to the spiritual aspect of relationships, we know that without a foundation the house has nothing to stand on. Without a Spiritual foundation a relationship has nothing to stand on.


24.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara -God Is....IAM

@ 6-7-06

In the Peace of Stillness of my heart and Soul God give me all that I need to proceed through this day in Joy, Love & Harmony. God Is. IAM.

Can you imagine what that does to our human minds? They kick and scream and want to hold on to their beliefs, pain, fears and sorrows.


24.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara - Disappointment

3-09-07

I know that many of us are perplexed when we do everything we are taught to do, everything we know to do, and nothing in our lives changes. So many of the calls received deal with that kind of disappointment. For years I had that experience and could not figure it out. 

I was blessed to live in an area where there was a huge choice of teachings, teachers, healers and talented Psychics. I did take advantage of that and got totally involved in growing, healing and learning.


24.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara-What About Free Will?

 11-21-09

Having Free Will gives us the appearance or concept of being able to do what we think is right for us in each moment. The operative word and challenge is the word "think," along with the opposite of thinking being feeling. Neither one is going to allow us to listen to that "still small voice within."


23.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara-A Story About Soulmates

@3-38-07

I had an unexpected client come to my home yesterday. She shared her story about her relationship with the man in her life. It was almost an exact parallel to another story I heard about 15 years ago from another client. I will share that story with you.


23.1.2010

Iriana Yoshara-A Cinderella Story

9-17-08


Once upon a time there was a little girl who thought she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She saw life through rose colored glasses and never for one moment doubted that she wasn't a magical being.


1.1.2010

Man Down, Ante Up

 

 

“Where are you going? Come back here! Hey!”

What a chump he was. Phil had paid fifty bucks to be stripped naked, tied to the bedposts, and—nothing!

How was he going to get himself untied?


10.11.2009

I Should Have Been Dead 3 Years Ago...

 

 

                      by KIMBALL ROUNDY

So, it’s November 8th 2009. 3 years ago, according to all the laws of Science, I should have died. My Brother did, his wife did, but for a number of reasons that I’m not going to get into in this post, God decided to keep me alive…

It was November 8th 2006, my brother, his wife, our friend Mike and myself decided to take one last trip up to Strawberry Reservoir, a high mountain lake that has some of the best fishing in Utah. It was early November and for those of you who don’t live hear generally means that it was COLD! And it was. This was our last opportunity to take a trip up to Strawberry because there was a huge snow storm that was supposed to be rolling in that night, and the lake would likely be beginning to freeze over within a week or two.


8.11.2009

A Bug

 

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.  The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.


8.11.2009

4 Sons

 

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."


8.11.2009

$200 Bucks It Is...

 

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."


http://www.netsaga.is/media/files/s-hands%20in%20the%20pocket.mp3
24.6.2009

The New Doctor



 

            

 

      -Hospital-Medicare, good morning. How can I assist you? 

      For a while there is total silence. Because of his impediment; a very drawling voice his choice of words is very limited and spoken in a very slow manner. 


24.6.2009

The Beat-Ball





 

      


 http://www.netsaga.is/media/files/Leaving--sso%281%29.mp3

 

  The ball was amusing, eventful and fateful, where some met their mates for life, incl. Loki who met the prettiest creature he´d ever seen.

 


24.6.2009

The Festival

        

 http://www.netsaga.is/media/files/Leaving08.mp3

    "I had been an A-student all my compulsery years in school and I was third from the top of my class on the final tests, Greta Pals and Matti Kjartans were ahead of me. I along with my best friend, Guy decided to attend a senior-high school (Menntaskoli) at Laugarvatn, which is a tiny village up in the country, along with a few of our schoolmates; Svenni, Boi, Biddi, Mummi, Kristin and Hildur. 

 


24.6.2009

A Celestial Preface

  

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    Just as every wise human is aware of we're headed for a very long journey via six Heavens, when we'll die, before reaching the seventh Heaven, where we'll get the long desired diffusion with the pantheon, the nature viz.    

 


24.6.2009

How You Should Kiss Your Partner!

 

 

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Loki Fownis happens to be the perfect kisser of women!

 


18.6.2009

Earthquake-David Chart



 

Posted by David Chart on June 13th, 2009

Akiko stood beside the exit from the area being cleared, watching the rubbish pile up. Around her she knew that the protesters were milling around the shrine grounds, making sure that they were spread out so that it would take time for them all to get down the steps. Today they’d managed to bring along someone’s grandmother; it took her a very long time to get up and down the steps, but they could hardly hurry her along. The new pattern had sped things up, but the work was still going slowly.


18.6.2009

The Kami Are Angry-David Chart



 

Posted by David Chart on June 14th, 2009

“Revd Shiraishi, I hope you weren’t injured in the earthquake.” To Akiko, Mr Akiyama even sounded genuinely concerned.

“No.” Shiraishi, on the other hand, definitely sounded hostile, although that was hardly surprising.

“I’m very glad to hear that. Surely this further damage will convince you that you should just give up propagating these outmoded superstitions. Even the torii has collapsed now.” Akiko sucked her breath in sharply. She really didn’t understand Mr Akiyama. He seemed polite and intelligent, but his approach to Shiraishi was hardly calculated to be persuasive. Akiko glanced at the priest, who was clearly making an effort to keep herself under control.


18.6.2009

Warning-David Chart



 

Posted by David Chart on June 15th, 2009

Akiko woke before dawn. As she lay in her futon, staring at the ceiling, she couldn’t put her finger on any reason why she should be awake, but awake she was, with no hint that she could get back to sleep. The sky was beginning to brighten, its light spreading above her. She glanced around the room; everything looked normal. Sighing, she sat up, grabbing the yukata and pulling it on as she stood up. Carefully opening the window, she stepped out onto the veranda and then down into the garden, crossing the bridge to purify herself at the water basin before going on into the shrine precincts.


18.6.2009

Buying Time-David Chart





 

Posted by David Chart on June 16th, 2009

“I think he was threatening to destroy Kawasaki.” Akiko finished telling Shiraishi about her vision. The priest looked worried, drumming her fingers on the table.

“Do you think he means it?”

“I imagine so. He seemed very angry.”

“Do you think he can?”

That was a very good question. Akiko thought for a moment.

“Well, if he causes a storm, flood, and earthquake all together, he can certainly do a lot of damage. Maybe not destroy the city, but I’m sure he can kill a lot of people.”


18.6.2009

Preparation-David Chart



 

Posted by David Chart on June 17th, 2009

“Of course, normally we’d do the ceremony in the shrine.” Shiraishi pulled a face as she said it.

“We could do it in front of the kamidana,” Akiko suggested. “That’s where the go-shintai is at the moment.” Shiraishi shook her head.

“It’s a reasonable temporary location, but we can’t do this ceremony inside the house. We need to be careful about purity, and about inviting angry kami into the place where we live.”

“But there’s nowhere else.”

“We can do it on the shrine grounds


18.6.2009

Dodging Protesters-David Chart



on June 18th, 2009

“Thank you. With what?” Shiraishi sounded grateful, but a little puzzled. Akira blushed, and shrugged.

“Anything, really. I was feeling guilty about not coming after all the trouble my family have caused you.”

Shiraishi shook her head vigourously.

“Don’t think like that. Anyway, we should pay our respects.” She didn’t need to say who to, but just led the way to Hideo Takenaka’s small shrine. Akiko and Shiraishi stepped back to give Akira some space, but the protester came over, and, apologising for getting in the way, walked between Akira and the shrine, and then went round behind it, bending over it to inspect the construction. Akiko started to feel annoyed, and she could see Shiraishi pressing her lips tightly together, obviously trying to avoid saying anything that would cause more problems.


18.6.2009

Vestments-David Chart





 

Akiko knelt on the floor of her room in her underwear, looking at the miko’s vestments laid out before her. She had practised, of course, but she had borrowed Shiraishi’s priest’s vestments for that, because the types of clothing were the same, even if the colours, and size, were a little different.

Now, looking at the white kimono and red hakama, she found herself intensely nervous. Shiraishi had bought them for her use, and produced them a few hours ago, telling her to have a proper bath and then get changed for the ceremony. She had laid them out then, but had avoided thinking about what they meant until she had finished her bath. But there was no running away from it now.


12.6.2009

Protesters David Chart

 on June 12th, 2009

“Revd Shiraishi, you have to close the shrine grounds.” Akiko was getting very frustrated, but Shiraishi just frowned and shook her head.

“They want us to close. It would be an admission of defeat.”

Temporarily. Just until the clearance is finished.” She looked out at the precincts, where protesters were milling about, getting in the way as the workmen tried to cart the rubble away from the ruins of the shrine. She couldn’t see Naoyuki at the moment, but she could see Mr Akiyama, the local headmaster, who appeared to be the ring-leader.


12.6.2009

Earthquake Posted by David Chart



 

on June 13th, 2009

Akiko stood beside the exit from the area being cleared, watching the rubbish pile up. Around her she knew that the protesters were milling around the shrine grounds, making sure that they were spread out so that it would take time for them all to get down the steps. Today they’d managed to bring along someone’s grandmother; it took her a very long time to get up and down the steps, but they could hardly hurry her along. The new pattern had sped things up, but the work was still going slowly.


2.6.2009

A PERFECT BANK-ROBBERY

 

  

 

 

    The Savings Bank in Keflavik, which was founded in 1907 used to be the town´s only financial establishment for a long time and had only been in two places until it started business on the Sudurgata nr. 6.   Into the new building, which happens to be very elegant the bank had moved on June 17 1955, which happens to be the day of Jon´s birth. When this story´s hero is compelled to go get his first job a few more banks have been founded in the territory; Útvegsbanki (fisheries-) , Verslunarbanki (commerce-), Samvinnubanki (co-op-) and Landsbanki (national-), but still The Savings Bank is by far the biggest in town.

 

     Whilst he collects enough courage for the task he´s going to undertake, he strolls into the town´s Flower-Garden, in which the vegetation has already started to get a few of the summer´s colours now in March, which gives high hopes for a great summer ahead.

 


12.1.2009

Impala Cruise 1-Robert Burton Robinson


IMPALA CRUISE is my sixth serial novel. I will write and post several chapters per week, beginning...today. I have just posted Chapter 1 here.

Want to know what is going to happen in, say, Chapter 5? I have no idea. I'm writing this baby on the fly---just like I wrote the four Greg Tenorly books. And that's the fun of it. So I hope you'll join me and take the ride on this IMPALA CRUISE.

SYNOPSIS: A 22-year-old woman offers a ride to a stranger, knowing she may regret it. He's good-looking. But he could be a criminal. He could be dangerous. So could she.



13.11.2008

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22.10.2008

Prince of Pumpkinshire


Prince of Pumpkinshire - a short story by Robert Burton Robinson
GENRE: Humor. LENGTH: 1,898 words. SYNOPSIS: Chip’s life is changed forever after an encounter with bullies in the woods on Halloween night.
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Today I turned 13. My birthday party was cool. I got a lot of stuff I wanted—and one thing I didn’t want: a personal journal.

Journals are for girls. But my mother gave me this thing and she said I have to at least give it a try. And that it’s the least I can do after she spent money on it. I wish she had bought me another video game instead. (Are you reading this, Mom? Why are you snooping into my stuff?)

Okay. Might as well get it over with.







16.10.2008

Stupid Videos

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10.10.2008

Hard Feelings

Hard Feelings

 Short Story Valentine Mystery by Barbara D'Amato

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10.10.2008

"Crying Wolf" by Kimberley Brown


Crying Wolf

10.10.2008

Naked

on a bike!
10.10.2008

It doesn´t

hurt a bit!
9.10.2008

How did the horse...

How did the horse do this:
7.10.2008

Poisoned Ivy

 

The moaning grew louder, emitting eerily from the forest walls.  Ti wasn't so certain anymore that the noise was the sound of lovers, as the area was a cove for kindling romance.  Had he not known better, he would have sworn the sound was the sound of a ghost!





7.10.2008

The Lace Curtain

The graveyard lay in the misted distance where one walks, visible only to Kayla who watches through The Lace Curtain....

The graveyard lay in the misted distance.  Kayla fingered the dingy lace curtain with high anticipation of catching a glimpse of the apparition that had appeared nightly for the last thirty days.

It had began on the first of the month.  This month.  This unusually hot and blustery October month.





1.10.2008

The Crying Veil



Unrequited love gets even...

Anna smoothed her hands over the lace of the beautiful wedding gown. She had purchased it for a song.  Imagine, a $6,000 gown for one-tenth the price!   And the shoppe owner had been most urgent in completing the sale, as if Anna might have changed her mind.





29.9.2008

The Widow Maker


   


 


The city lay shrouded in the distance, looming like a fragile virgin clothed in white. The year was 2785.

Vincent’s keen eyesight cut through the fog, singeing over the towering steel buildings like a guided laser. He was searching for something lost, something that he would probably never reclaim.

"Master, are we going to be out in this nasty stuff much longer?"





21.8.2008

Fyndinn-Funny Bush 6

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