A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.

Happy Hearts Day!

Jónas was playing golf along with 3 of his friends and they were discussing how difficult it was for them keeping their wives happy with their golf playing most mornings and afternoons.

Guðmundur moaned deeply: I had to buy a BMW for mine in the means of keeping her satisfied .

Aðalsteinn moaned higher: I had to buy a BMW and a fur-coat.

Reynir: I had to buy a BMW, a fur-coat and a diamond necklace.

Then Jónas said with a grin: Huh! I didn´t have to buy a thing for my wife! Each morning I just ask her what it´s supposed to be: Love-making or golf.

She always replies the same way: Don´t forget your sweater!

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