Apply these simple tips and watch your relationship flourish in good times and bad.

By relationship expert Stacy D. Phillips for Hitched Photo: Getty Images Updated: Aug 27, 2009

 

 

   "In the respected and practical magazine "Besefinn" (the king) there´s an article about erection-problems which bother every men sometime in their lives.

They aren´t always in their best condition, but men´s shyness towards women is also a great factor.

 

   

 

 

      Some kind of dancing goes among all kinds of animals in their courtship.

Many male birds show humorous tactics when they do their best in receiving the female's attention and this goes for many other animals.  

 

 

Loki Fownis happens to be the perfect kisser of women!

 

Many a woman hast praised him for his marvellous kissing which is something that doesn't really surprise him in any way for his motto is to kiss women in just the way he himself would like to be kissed, passionately.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know it has begun. A thousand heralds proclaim it to the listening air, a thousand messengers betray it to the eye.

For while I am opposed to all orthodox creeds, I have a creed myself, and my creed is this:

Hope is a state of mind, not of the world . . . Either we have hope or we don't; it is a dimension of the soul, and it's not essentially dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation.

Hope is not prognostication. It is an orientation of the spirit, and orientation of the heart; it transcends the world that is immediately experienced

Then Almitra spoke again and said, "And what of Marriage, master?"
And he answered saying:
You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another but make not a bond of love:

Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality. No one can become fully aware of the very essence of another human being unless he loves him.

There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer;
no disease that enough love will not heal;
no door that enough love will not open;
no gulf that enough love will not bridge;
no wall that enough love will not throw down;
no sin that enough love will not redeem . . .

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.

¹ Though I speak with the
tongues of men and of
angels, but have not charity, I
am become as sounding brass,
or a tinkling cymbal.

² And though I have the gift
of prophecy, and understand all
mysteries, and all knowledge;
and though I have all faith, so
that I could remove mountains,
and have not charity, I am
nothing.

Important Breakup Girl Maxim: Your ability to be friends with an ex is not a measure of your maturity, or of the value of the romantic relationship that went before.

A few years ago, at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash.

At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All, that is, except one little boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times, and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. Then they all turned around and went back. Every one of them.

OlihorEiriks:

 

 

   "In the respected and practical magazine "Besefinn" (the king) there´s an article about erection-problems which bother every men sometime in their lives.

They aren´t always in their best condition, but men´s shyness towards women is also a great factor.

  The best advice for men who want to get it up to its highest must be relaxation that is to break the stress that undeniably follows men who do want to charm their potential lovers; keep in mind that there´s no hurry and that women prefer warmth and soft strokes, rather than some kind of marathon performed in frigidity.

OliThorEiriks:

        

      The first circumcision of a man is supposed to have been done in the time of Moses, when women started to deny men their "right" of fucking them, because of how much it did hurt them when their dirty penises came bursting into their vaginas. Just for the purpose that you dear reader may understand where I´m going you must read on.

 

        The circumcision of boys is usually made soon after they get borne into this cruel world: Their foreskin gets pulled as far as it goes and then the skin gets cut infront of the tiny king.

 

Oli Thor Eiriks:

   

 

 

      Some kind of dancing goes among all kinds of animals in their courtship.

Many mail birds show humorous tactics when they do their best in receiving the female´s attention and this goes for many other animals.  

Of course it goes for the humans also, most often on the dance-floors.

And it turns out that the men who can charm most ladies with their dancing abilities most often return home with a woman-friend.

Love at First Sight

 

New study reveals love happens at 12 months


by Sarah Drew



Although in 2006 you may be able to meet a date at the double click of a mouse, true love blossoms with time.

University of Bath scientists working with Match.com, have found that true love grows over time ? for men in particular.

The six month study of couples who met on Match.com and sister site, uDate.co.uk reveals that on average couples who experienced 'true love' have been in their relationships longer than those who show other forms of love.

 

A Soulmate

 

A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks.

 

When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are;

we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be.

 

OlihorEiriks:
 How you should kiss your partner!

 

Loki Fownis happens to be the perfect kisser of women!

 

Many a woman hast praised him for his marvellous kissing which is something that doesn't really surprise him in any way for his motto is to kiss women in just the way he himself would like to be kissed, passionately.

 

He keeps in mind not to be monotonous.